This shocked me, but there is apparently a very effective low magic spell that female witches have used to seduce a man into lust or love involving potted plants.
Well, after overhearing the witches giggle over it at my magical group, I decided to ask for a copy of the spell. I was refused, even though they have been emailing the spell and photocopying it for each other.
Recently, I was over at a barbecue at one of these witches, and after a few beers, I finally managed to persuade her to let me take a look at the spell.
She took me to her binder, and so finally I learned what the spell entailed. I was shocked to find that it basically consisted of 2 mandrake roots tied in a pink ribbon, buried deeply in the bottom of a potted plant, which then had a 'normal looking' plant on top, like a cactus or a fern!
The innocent looking potted plant is then given as a gift or simply hidden in the garden of the target!
All I can say is, Men - watch your gardens carefully.